Ever since I got my Eagle One, I have realized the power of this plastic card. I have been bestowed with the power of unlimited food swipes. With this power, I will make the giver pay for giving me this and laugh at them in the end, knowing I won in my one-sided rivalry against the evil dining hall.
I’ll tell you what I recommend to ruin the dining hall’s day.
Whenever you enter the dining hall, you see a to-go box dispenser, but those cost $10 for a box. If I were you, I’d bring my OWN box and make sure I have it on my hand so they know that I was never gonna buy their dumb green boxes, which are renewable and, in my opinion, pretty cool. NEVER GIVE IN!!!!!!
I love ice cream, so here is a tip for you: ALWAYS grab the cup near the soda dispenser because it holds more ice cream; do not worry, you will not get in trouble. Well, I hope not because, when I did this, I did not get yelled at.
I can not think of anything else to make the dining hall mad other than loitering around and glaring at the empty barbeque sauce container, but I will think of something else: BE SCARED OF MY WRATH, DINING HALL.